NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl Lyrics

I took her down to the aquarium, she said, "shark"
I took her to the planetarium, she said, "dark"
I take her to the jewelry store, I said, "diamond", she said, "pearl"
Everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl

I took her to the university, she said, "huh"
I took her to our anniversary, she said, "one"
I take her to the seaside, where she likes to spin and twirl
And she said, "sure" and "cool" and "yeah"
Monosyllabic girl
You know, everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl