NOFX - I'm Going to Hell for This One Lyrics

Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white child hippy
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice T

Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass
Super star, the passion of
He wants his money not your love

He's been kickin'
Two thousand years
He's fixed a lot of sports
And drank a million beers

Some ecstasy a thin white line
Says designer drugs beat the hell out of wine
Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading mass sac religion

Sex and drugs we abstain
He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love they don't feel
And moral hope of
Scare tactics are never taught

If you're gonna look to me better get
You better get rose colored shades
'Cause what you see, is what you get