NOFX - Franco Un-American Lyrics

Hate the game, not the player

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
Global warming, radioactive sites
Imperialistic wrongs and the animal rights, yeah

Why think of all the bad things, when life is so good?
Why help with an "am", when there's always a "could"?
Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea
Outside of California, it's foreign policy

I don't want changes, I've no reaction
Your dilemma, they're my distraction

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
That's no way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

I never looked around, never second-guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn, now I'm always depressed
Now I can't sleep from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

I'm eating vegetation, 'cause of Fast Food Nation
I wear uncomfortable shoes, 'cause of globalization
Watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
I'm listening to The Dead Kennedys and Wasted Youth

I see no world peace, 'cause of zealous armed forces
No breath-mints, 'cause they're from de-hoofed horses
(Now) I can't believe what an absolute failure
The president's laughing 'cause we voted for Nader

We all know George Bush is an imbecile
He loves Dick, but he hates homosexuals (boom)
I'm sick and tired of the embarrassment
The whole world wants us to kill our fucking

Wanna move north, be a Canadian
Hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another "I-don't-care"-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American?

What? What? Did you just say, "Jerry Garcia"?
What does that fucking mean?
Hey! Can you get him out of here? Okay
(It's mean they're gonna name) He's distracting me with, you know?
They're gonna name ice cream after you, Phat Mike
(Chunky Drunky) That's like saying
You know what that's like saying? It's like saying Adolph Hitler
Pretty much
No, they didn't name ice cream after Adolph Hitler
No
It's okay if you like hippie music, it's okay
That would be a good one, though, you know, 'cause personally, I love Strawberry Hitler ice cream
Pralines & Hitler?
It's got little tiny nutsies in it, it's good