The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1
The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1

Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1 Lyrics

Apr 15, 2013
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The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1 Lyrics

The legends say the chalice lies in the mountain of a thousand nights
And he who wields it will become crazy awesome (crazy awesome)
And all my life, I've wondered what awesomeness was really like
So I assembled the greatest warriors of our time

It was me, and Ninja Brian
And a robot and an elf
And a hooker that I hired
Uhhh, actually there wasn't a hooker
I, uhh, just remembered
That was another robot

On a quest for destiny and greatness
And maybe some bagels
'Cause it was gonna be a long trip

We will follow the guiding light of the North Star
Onto the adventure of our lives
Never stopping, except maybe for the bagels
With cream cheese

We travelled miles by winter's light
Fought a dragon and a mountain lion
We don't have any footage
But that shit totally happened
(Dramatization!)
Then one day, we arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times
It sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice
And with his help we'll

Follow the guiding light of the North Star
In whatever direction it points! (North)
We'll always fight to be awesome
As awesome as part two

(Part two coming soon)

Writer(s): BRIAN ALEXANDER WECHT, LEIGH DANIEL AVIDAN
Copyright(s): Lyrics © ONErpm, Songtrust Ave
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Frequently Asked Questions

  1. Who are the main characters mentioned in 'The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1'?

    The main characters include the narrator (presumably one of the members of Ninja Sex Party), Ninja Brian, a robot, an elf, and another robot that was initially mistaken for a hooker.

  2. What is the objective of the quest in 'The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1'?

    The objective of the quest is to find the sacred chalice located in the mountain of a thousand nights. The chalice is said to grant 'crazy awesome' powers to whoever wields it.

  3. What humorous elements are present in 'The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1'?

    'The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1' includes humorous elements such as mistaken identity (a robot thought to be a hooker), dramatized events like fighting a dragon and mountain lion without footage, and casual mentions of stopping for bagels with cream cheese during their epic quest.

  4. Is there any indication of a sequel or continuation for this song?

    Yes, at the end of the song, it mentions that part two is coming soon, indicating that there will be a continuation or sequel to 'The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1'.

  5. What role does humor play in 'The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1' by Ninja Sex Party?

    'The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1' uses humor to create an entertaining narrative by blending epic adventure tropes with absurd and comedic situations. Examples include assembling an unusual team for the quest and making light-hearted references to mundane things like stopping for bagels.

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