Nerfboi - Park Ranger Lyrics

Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
Fuck yeah
Yellowstone’s savior
Kill a bear then I finna get laid yeah
Nice guy
Real danger
Take a map you’ll be thanking me later
Got the girl that didn’t wanna date ya
Looking up at the stars, Darth Vader
Weed confiscated from a bunch of teenagers
Now she high as the moon yeah, high as a crater
Later, I gotta go bih
Park commissioner just wrote me
Some might say the job lonely, damn
Bro got a snake as a homie
True, but does that make me stranger
Than anyone with a friend who betrays ya
And besides girls love the flavour
Curry with the range boy
Yeah, I’m a ranger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Get lost guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now do the paperwork later
Oh my
Check the fit
Compass on the wrist with the chocolate chip
And it’s no days off but he’s always sick
Good wife, no need for the baddest bitch yeah
Camp trips getting hella lit
Couple bud lites ought to do the trick
Build a makeshift house from a couple sticks
Campfire hoes start turning tricks when I
When I’m playing on my guitar
Treat my dick like smores, wanna drive my car
Wanna shoot my gun, wanna hike it far
Wanna have some fun, wanna hit a bar, yuh
Bad luck, no clubs in the park but
I got a pound of weed if you’re feeling to spark
And a bottle in the cabin which can help us to start but
Be careful, shit lurk in the dark (Bears)
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Get lost guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade yuh
Spark now do the paperwork later
Spark now do the paperwork later

Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Get lost, guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now, do the paperwork later
Fuck yeah
Yellowstone’s savior
Kill a bear then I finna get laid yeah
Nice guy
Real danger
Take a map you’ll be thanking me later
Got the girl that didn’t wanna date ya
Looking up at the stars, Darth Vader
Weed confiscated from a bunch of teenagers
Now she high as the moon yeah, high as a crater
Later, I gotta go bih
Park commissioner just wrote me
Some might say the job lonely, damn
Bro got a snake as a homie
True, but does that make me stranger
Than anyone with a friend who betrays ya
And besides girls love the flavour
Curry with the range boy
Yeah, I’m a ranger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Get lost guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade ya
Spark now do the paperwork later
Oh my
Check the fit
Compass on the wrist with the chocolate chip
And it’s no days off but he’s always sick
Good wife, no need for the baddest bitch yeah
Camp trips getting hella lit
Couple bud lites ought to do the trick
Build a makeshift house from a couple sticks
Campfire hoes start turning tricks when I
When I’m playing on my guitar
Treat my dick like smores, wanna drive my car
Wanna shoot my gun, wanna hike it far
Wanna have some fun, wanna hit a bar, yuh
Bad luck, no clubs in the park but
I got a pound of weed if you’re feeling to spark
And a bottle in the cabin which can help us to start but
Be careful, shit lurk in the dark (Bears)
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Big guns, big bears, big danger
Took her down to the lake, imma sailor
Girl a wizard with the dick, Miss Granger
Beige fit, big Jeep, park ranger
Get lost guess who gonna save ya
On a hike and a bear gonna fade yuh
Spark now do the paperwork later
Spark now do the paperwork later