MOUNT WESTMORE, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, E-40, Too $hort - Up & Down Lyrics

Say, man, hey, man
Look here, man
I'm talkin' 'bout she thicker than oatmeal in a motherfuckin' freezer, man
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
She gotta bounce up and down to fit in them jeans, man
She damn near 'bout to bust out the seams, man
I'm talkin' 'bout she's stacked like Harry Potter books, bruh
I'm talkin' about, man, it don't make no motherfuckin' sense

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek) (yeah, haha)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek) (big booty girl)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek) (check her out)

Shake the right leg, shake the left leg
Jump up and down, fall on the bed
Don't start to sweat, don't break a nail
Try to inhale, tail like a whale
Gotta yell for help, fresh out the dryer
This time little sister gotta use the pliers
Get 'em on ya ass, no strength left
Say goddamn, bitch outta breath
With each and every step, they fight for position
Right cheek fight with the left
It's a struggle tryna hold that bubble
And if she bend over, you in trouble
Boy, you might see double (double)
Ass everywhere but she don't love you
Just try to get a slice if you able
Now you know why they call her ass round table

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek) (ayy)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek) (ayy)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek) (ayy)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek) (ayy)

Ain't nobody stoppin' this
Rest my dick on her bottom lip (on her bottom lip)
You on her line tryna run it in
She ain't pickin' up 'til I cum again (bitch)
I fuck around and fuck her and friend
But I can't, I'm out here gettin' money, man (gettin' money)
I'm the one that told her make y'all pay
Put them jeans on and walk your way (get that money, girl)
You gotta pay, you want that ho
This ain't no love song, nigga, up that dough
She got more ass then you know what do with
Do it wrong, you won't get the proper usage
When you hit and you cum too quick
She gon' tell everybody you ain't shit
Talkin' bad and ain't comin' back
Every time she wear them jeans, she don't know how to act

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)

Nipples pokin' out like missiles (missiles)
When I whisper in her ear she get tickle (haha, stop) (tickle)
Got my thing long like the restaurant (crustacean)
She wanna hit the blunt and get drunk (percolating')
I could be homeless and piss poor (piss poor)
And pull the baddest bitch on Skid Row (Skid Row)
When it come to thinkin', I'm a pro (I'm a pro)
I can make like I'm broke and push blow
I'm sharper than the sharp piece of cartilage in chicken leg (chicken leg)
Leave it up to me, I'll drink the whole keg (whole keg)
I be sauced down, I be bossin' (bossin')
My name be in they mouth very often (very often)
She the baddest thing movin' but she callipygian (thick)
Honey think like a Polynesian (I wanna hit)
She so persuasive, be all in her preacher's dreams (what she do?)
Gotta jump up and down to fit in them jeans

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans, ah (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)

Alright, alright, alright, now player, watch out now
Let me talk to the ladies for a minute
Alright, ladies, check it out
I need y'all to get in line and don't waste time
I'm talkin' 'bout the ones with them big ol'
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Them big ol' derrieres (ah)
Now put it in line like that, now, now, yeah, yeah
Come on, let's get it together, come on
1-2-3
Now all the ladies with ass
Say, "Yeah" (say it)
Now all the ladies that's fine (hey)
Say, "Oh yeah" (say it to me)
Now all the ladies that twerk (twerk)
Let me see you work (twerk that, twerk that, twerk that, twerk that)
Now all the ladies that's independent (damn)
Show me what you got (ooh-wee) get it, girlY

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)