Max Ferguson - Or We Could Stay Home and Fart Lyrics

We could check out the views, from Brooklyn Heights
Get a bottle of booze, and fly some kites
We could go to Chelsea, and buy some bad art
Or we could stay home and fart
Stay home and fart

We could go to a restaurant, and get a good meal
We could do what we want, and act how we feel
We could go for a stroll, and talk heart to heart
Or we could stay home and fart
Stay home and fart

We could listen to voices, that come from inside
So many choices. Hey, I can't decide
We could travel the world, and make a fresh start
Or we could stay home and fart
Stay home and fart