Max Ferguson, Jill Sobule - Higher Education (Piled Higher and Deeper) Lyrics

I went to Vassar and earned my degree
I majored in Zoology
Then I went on for my PhD
I thought I'd go to Africa and save a species or two
Instead I ended up with this job at the zoo
And what do I do, here at the zoo?
I'm cleaning up elephant shit. I am cleaning up elephant shit
I've got a big shovel, shove it in the pit
I believe I'm getting the hang of it
Yes, I'm cleaning up elephant shit. I am cleaning up elephant shit
I graduated magna cum laude
Both of my parents, were very proud
My resume stood out in the crowd
Now I'm cleaning up elephant shit. I am cleaning up elephant shit
I've got a big shovel, shove it in the pit
I believe I'm getting the hang of it
Yes, I'm cleaning up elephant shit. Yeah I'm cleaning up elephant shit