Max Austin, Rhyce Records - Dan Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Max, I sent you a DM, but you ain't responding
I stalk you on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch, but we're still falling
Been watching you for 2 years, but I still ain't featuring
Maybe I'll walk behind you at a strip mall or something
Sometimes I slur my words when I'm reacting
I'm sorry man, but you got the catchiest hooks, and I'm still listening
Ya know someday, when I have a kid, I'mma name them Max right after you
Because damn it, you're good, like what Slim Shady would do
I would write you a physical letter, but I don't have your address
But don't worry, I will, so I'm not too upset
Oh, by the way, tell Dusten he cracks me up too
Even though he's just talking in your streams and not really playing with you
And while I have you, do you think you can make a song wishing me a happy birthday?
That'd be great and by the way, I'd like to say I'm your biggest fan
Anyways man hope you can hit me back, just to chat
Sincerely your biggest fan Max, this is Dan
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Max, I've sent you dozens of DMS this week
I'm still waiting for an answer, while I'm on my Twitch streak
And Cody kept telling me to stop
Like you won't respond unless I got another reaction to drop
He just doesn't understand our relationship
But I'll keep watching one of Alex's bops
The one who uploads more frequently than you could do
So I'm praying to God
You could be more selfless for once
And release another banger
Or I'll get Rhyce to out do you again right on the spot
Tell StrafeY he's next, Cause it's like once a year for him
At least it makes sense for Raichous, he's got a wife and kids
But you, what about you dog?
Does your throat have a frog?
Or do you think you might sound like a hog?
Or there's no sound, and you represent a cod?
Nah, I think you're lazy
Nine songs in a single year?
Man you must think I'm crazy
Well, I guess this is the last time I text you
Just kidding, I'll still be your fan, no matter what dude
So again, this is Dan, and I'll just keep texting you
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dan, why you so mad?

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Max, I sent you a DM, but you ain't responding
I stalk you on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch, but we're still falling
Been watching you for 2 years, but I still ain't featuring
Maybe I'll walk behind you at a strip mall or something
Sometimes I slur my words when I'm reacting
I'm sorry man, but you got the catchiest hooks, and I'm still listening
Ya know someday, when I have a kid, I'mma name them Max right after you
Because damn it, you're good, like what Slim Shady would do
I would write you a physical letter, but I don't have your address
But don't worry, I will, so I'm not too upset
Oh, by the way, tell Dusten he cracks me up too
Even though he's just talking in your streams and not really playing with you
And while I have you, do you think you can make a song wishing me a happy birthday?
That'd be great and by the way, I'd like to say I'm your biggest fan
Anyways man hope you can hit me back, just to chat
Sincerely your biggest fan Max, this is Dan
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Max, I've sent you dozens of DMS this week
I'm still waiting for an answer, while I'm on my Twitch streak
And Cody kept telling me to stop
Like you won't respond unless I got another reaction to drop
He just doesn't understand our relationship
But I'll keep watching one of Alex's bops
The one who uploads more frequently than you could do
So I'm praying to God
You could be more selfless for once
And release another banger
Or I'll get Rhyce to out do you again right on the spot
Tell StrafeY he's next, Cause it's like once a year for him
At least it makes sense for Raichous, he's got a wife and kids
But you, what about you dog?
Does your throat have a frog?
Or do you think you might sound like a hog?
Or there's no sound, and you represent a cod?
Nah, I think you're lazy
Nine songs in a single year?
Man you must think I'm crazy
Well, I guess this is the last time I text you
Just kidding, I'll still be your fan, no matter what dude
So again, this is Dan, and I'll just keep texting you
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dan, why you so mad?