Kid Rock - Pimp of the Nation Lyrics

There's only two types of men
Pimps and John's
There's one type of bitch
That's a hoe

God damn hooker this is my world
God damn time to go
Where's my doe
It's startin to snow

All I want is the dollas
I've been a pimp so long ? gahndi had an afro
Pimp, hold my dick like a holster
Girls want a Kid Rock poster

And be able to both stay looked at
The number one pimp with the number one rap
What's up with that
Well I'm a cool cat

With the rap
That's harder than a pimp slap
And because I do so much pimpin
One day I'll probably walk with a limp

And drive a big Lincoln
Wearing an unbuttoned shirt
And be a fifty five year old pervert
But for now rap's the occupation
But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation

Hoes are rustlic
Daddy's in the house
We got hoes and hoes and hoes
Prices are low

We pratically given the coochie away
Shake the booty
Shake that booty
It's not a ? sell

It's a cake sell
God Damn It

Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I for see it
But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin' Barbra Bush

What's up granny
First name Annie
Dried up cunt and a saggin fanny
The highlight of your sex adventures

You want to suck dicks take out your denchers
A show of life is all I'm givin
Old Pimp young hoes is how I'm livin
But for now rap's the occupation
But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation

I got all the hookers, God Damn It
I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam
All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy the dollas
And all the coochie and kunts that's the sweet part
Hahahaha

I have hoes like horses in a stable
Rich, famous, willing, and able
First off Ja Ja Kubore
Different gore

Is my highest paying whore
And for some hot booty waxin
Fake Ass Latoya Jackson
Rosanne Barr is my newest trick

While on the beach I prune her with my dick
And the bitch who fucks with my cash
Robin Givens I'll rip your ass
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock

Don't fuck with me
I'll be Pimp of the Nation, Bitch

One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped

One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid 'cause suckers is pussy whipped

Oh yeah who's pimpin out there
Ah huh
The Midwest is pimpin
Detroit is pimpin

Mt. Clemens is pimpin
Romeo is pimpin
The balck man he pimpin
Katie see he's pimpin

Bo your pimpin
I said Tom he's pimpin
Chuck and Murph their pimpin
D he's pimpin

Boner is pimpin
Ben he's pimpin
Ralph see is pimpin
The yound brothers are pimpin

Elie your pimpin
I said Tony your pimpin
Hey Chicago your pimpin
Mr. Lee your pimpin

My pops is pimpin
? D he's pimpin
Jay see he's pimpin
Diesy is pimpin

Dougie Doug is pimpin
D-Nice he's pimpin
Chuck Nice is pimpin
Barry White he's pimpin

New York is pimpin
I said Philly is pimpin
Oakland your pimpin
Too $hort your pimpin

Arseno Hall your pimpin
Eddie Murphy your pimpin
Jive your pimpin
RCA is pimpin

Top Dogg is pimpin
Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimpin shit Ah hah hah
Word em up
Word em up

Kid Rock
Kid, Kid Rock
Kid, Kid Rock
And I'm Pimp of the Nation

Hah hah Word
You stay on third base
I'm goin home with the bacon baby
Peace