Kayode - 15 Minute Broke Lyrics

The following is an example of what you should not do
It's payday - I got mo' checks
And yo! I'm hungry- must fill stomach
I stop at St Clair and 152nd
To purchase food by debitin' my checking
Welcome to da spot where they serve Big Macs
You know what you want as a snack
I think for a sec about food on my dish
Then order small fry, fillet o' fish
Light tarter and a spot of leaf lettuce
I say it sexy so she won't forget us
Roll up to da window, in a good mood
Cuz this FLY honey is ringing up my food
Hairstyle is tight, face lookin' right
If she were fish, I'd have to bite
I say yo girl, you lookin' kinda hot
Act like I have to wait for food in the lot
She say: You sexy, but I don't know you
I think: I know, but I can show you
I say: I know, so let's get acquainted
You're the blank canvas that needs painted
I'm the brush that'll make you wet
C'mon, give co-worker headset
She gives me receipt, says: have a nice night
I say: Girl, you fine, and you know ain't right
I flash her a wink, blow her a kiss
Then drive to #2 to get my fish

All I need is 15 minutes
All I need is 15 minutes

Park in a spot to eat hot fries
This sandwich is good, what a surprise
Then out of the blue, to my demise
A knock on my window,- can't believe my eyes
The chick at #1 is now at mine
And though her body's skinny
She still fine
I unlock the door and let her slip in it
She says: I'm on my break- got 15 minutes
We have idle convo, it's insane
Homegirl's so smart, she gives me brain
It was so warm, I forgot my game
How do I tell the story 'bout what's-her-name
A few minutes later, she's on driver's side
Straddlin' me all on my ride
Horn honking as she starts to slide
Up and down on my raw hide
This feels good, but I'm in da hood
Over to my right is Collinwood
I'm hearing suction sounds cuz her cat is soggy
Nobody can see us cuz windows are foggy
As she rides me, I think Dag gum
She's riding me good, but I have no Magnum
My mental lapses as she glides to the beat
As I stare at Rite Aid across the street
90 seconds later, I feel on her butt
Then she contracts--made me nuts

All I needed was 15 minutes
All I needed was 15 minutes

Now, 9 months later, I'm not that glad
Cuz now, Imma be a broke dad
Don't love this lady but she's next to me
Looks good and is really sexy
Story's far fetched-but best bet, G
It's 'bout results of careless sex, B
Single parents raise broken families
For a few moments of insanity
So please, excuse profanity
But this story reduces calamity
By warning on promiscuity
To unite in perpetuity
Cashier was nice, but gratuity
Is wild child for some nudity
Now, just think how rude it be
To tell child you're nothing true to me
Illegitimate baby that drove me crazy
When getting a condom, I was too lazy
I learned other lessons after that
But I doubt I have to finish this poem with all of that

All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes
All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes
All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes

The 15 minute BROKE!