John Tabacco - Nacho Collector Lyrics

NACHO COLLECTOR

I'm a nacho collector and I do it real well
Some folks would say I'm insane
I'm a nacho collector, so they can go to hell
Jesus still loves me the same

And when things go wrong
I just sing this song
'Cause I'm a nacho collector
A nacho collector
So get off my back if you please

She's a nacho collector - she's a beautiful thing
She's got big cheese balls fro eyes
She's a nacho collector with a Barbie doll string
Pull it and watch what she buys

And when she's overdrawn
She helps me sing this song

'Cause we're a nacho collector
A nacho collector
Collector of cheese
A nacho collector
Nacho collector
Collector of cheese

Sheeple it's easy to see
Buying cheesy goods is in our DNA
Sheeple get down on your knees
Let's worship the God of plastic cheese

Sheeple here's what we need
See that magic number crawl cross the TV screen
Sheeple someday we'll be free
When our warranties expire

And when we're overdrawn
We can sell our lawn

'Cause we're a nacho collector
A nacho collector
Collector of cheese
A nacho collector
Nacho collector
Collector of cheese

Disney for you and me
Collecting aluminum pennies will keep us busy trolls
Sheeple get down on your knees
Collecting aluminum pennies to fill our rubber souls

We like cheese
We like cheese
We like cheese
We like cheese...

Cheesy baby!