John Anthony - Intermission #2 (Skit) Lyrics

We interrupt this program with a message to our audiences
from Mr. John Anthony himself
Hi, my name is Anthony
Over the last few years
There have been a lot of people who seemingly have problems
With the way that I peruse myself and my career
There has also been a lot of commotion
Surrounding certain people who feel the need
To have my name come out of their mouths
And expect me to just sit here with my thumb up my ass
And not respond back
Along with these in-denial opinions
Has come insensitive doubt, poor judgement
And ridiculing animosity from certain people
Who are clearly are mad that I'm more successful than they'll ever be
Along with suffering from a serious case of depression
And only caring about their self image
But acts like there's nothing wrong
When deep down they hate themselves
'Cause they're nothing more than failures
Therefore, on behalf of myself and Villainous Records
If you feel like you have a issue with me
And are too pussy to say it to my face
You all can file up in line
Hold fucking hands
Kiss my white fucking ass while you bend over and

Isn't that beautiful? Such an amazing character overall
Thank Mr. John Anthony for those wise words
And now, we return back to our daily program
Enjoy