Jake Shears - Big Bushy Mustache Lyrics

They say I got a dirty face
But I'm sharper than a razor blade
You know I didn't grow it overnight
Most boys keep it clean
I'm the man that they wanna be
If only they could give it a try

I see 'em comin' from a mile away
One thing that they all say
"I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car"
Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are

Tender love and sweet attention
Everybody can see
Are you growing on me?
Are you growing on me?
All you fellas, don't be jealous
'Cause you got what you need
Set your follicles free
Your mother follicles free, hey!

I see 'em comin' from a mile away
One thing that they all say
"I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car"
Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are

I see 'em comin' from a mile away
The same thing that they all say
"I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car"
Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are

Big bushy mustache!
Porn star handlebar!
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
I wanna