Hockey Dad - Germaphobe Lyrics

Took the rocks out of my head
Just like you said, now I'm what's left
Lost my patience in a bathroom stall
So I left a message scribbled on the wall

Clean the dirt out of my hair
But that dirt's gotta go somewhere
I'm not ready for a leap of faith
I might wait

I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe

Give me something to understand
Focus on the task at hand
Telephone strapped to my wrist
Loving hands free loving bliss

Cough and spitting in my face
Put my faith in your body aches
It's time to let you know
I'll explode

I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe

Time to let it sink
Clean my act up or that's it
I'm dirty where it counts
Don't discourage, just count me out

Time to let it reek
Clean my act up or that's it
I'm filthy where it counts
Don't count me out

I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe, germaphobe
Germaphobe, germaphobe
Germaphobe, germaphobe