Heltah Skeltah - Black Fonzerelliz Lyrics

Aye yo I'm Sean Price I'm six foot one
Dark skinned stocky build with a big gun
Sick sons are the ones with the lump sums
Stick guns get funds make your chick come
My chick done said she like the way I toke blunts
Drink liquor write scriptures and my gold fronts
Plus the way my pants hang make her wonder how
My baggy jeans stay up baby I'm well endowed
See its ill I know you wasn't expectin that
Or figure Ruck messin with chicks make an executive trap
They get better than that she don't care who I bone
Long as I treat her right and bring my black ass home

Hey the name is Alban baby but call me what you wanna
Nowhere near ugly but some call me Rockness Monstah
I'm the heathen you was warned about by your momma
That'll never love you as much as I love my marijuana
Hang out from sundown to sun up startin a ton of drama
With thugs snake me one time they will harm ya
Still you goodie goodie chicks be all attracted to my karma
Lets be friends some other time right now I'm tryin to get behind ya
She responded she better stop listenin to momma
Love my rugged steez and my whole aura was the bomber
Asked to see my scar and taxed it
Felt my six pack then asked
If she could drink it through my straw before I hit that

I know I got a good woman on my team
I used to have five chickens and I tricked mad cream
But the first one I met yo she was actin wack
And the second one got dissed cause she was smokin smack
But the third was a herb you could tell that she's
On some bull cause she flipped when she smelled my weed
But the fourth one heard the PJs looked mean
Got with the fifth chick because she cooked and cleaned

My question is why do nice chicks love rugged dudes
The whole thought puzzles me I'm just glad they do
They got they own loot unlike these upside down 3 or 4s
Silly rabbit tricks give up all they dough
Not I hell nah yo check my track record bravo
Don't eat coochie shorty understand I'm too macho
Daytime act like saints but they can't fool me
G the freak come out of them at night like we Whodini
The Freaks Come Out at Night