Hank Williams, Jr. - Short Haired Woman Lyrics

(That sounds pretty good)
(I think Thunderhead's gonna like this)

I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
You know she ain't no good for nothing but trouble
Keep you burning, wrapped all the time
Nothing but misery

I took my wife to the hairdresser
And this is what the hair woman said
I took my wife to the hairdresser
And this is what the hairdresser said
"Mr. Hawkins, I can't dress this woman's hair
But God knows, I can grieve her head"
I said, "Thunderhead might like that"
Hey

I took my girl out one night
Said, "Baby, let's have some fun"
Mm, I took my girl out one night
Said, "Baby, let's have some fun"
Threw ol' mama around looked like a rat fell out of her head
Like one from a burning down barn
They was running everywhere

Rock me, baby
South Alabama Hawkins, hoss
Thunderhead Hawkins

Oh, I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
No, I don't want no woman
If her hair ain't no longer than mine
Make you feel so bad, first time you find out
She gotta another gal that keeps her satisfied

Have mercy, Lord
Mmhm, you know you run into that more and more
I ain't gonna fu-fu-fuck her no more