GWAR - The UberKlaw Lyrics

Debaser of ancient debacles
Shattered worlds, twisted fables
Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean
Black blood boils as I vent my spleen
Obliteration
My destiny
A worm-gnawed skull
Stares back at me
The death it shall give you
Your means to be free
Sweet non-existence
Ends a life of slavery

When all things have happened what can there be left?
Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
Who's got the strength left to fight? [x2]

Life's many pleasures are soon sure to bore
Whether you build bombs or live as a whore
Hated of one's self is always the forge
Bloated protrusions of gurgling gorge
Life is your penance and your the reward
Life is your penance and your the reward

When all things have happened what can there be left?
Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
Who's got the strength left to fight? [x2]

Smashing bloody laws
The Uber Klaw
The gaping maw
We share this fate
It's life's one law

The younger the soul then the sweeter the taste
The meter of peter forms thick bouillabaisse
Vomit it spews into destinies hole
Wretchedly ravage your skull is my bowl
Mysteries murdered, I mean to offend
Edicts and ethos the rifts that I rend
Stripping the dripping that never can end
Manfully mauling the ham-crank that I bend
These are my words! This is the law!
Summon the power of The Uber Klaw!
Chaos and carnage are all that I see
Give me a minute, I'll start World War III
The Uber Klaw rises it was made to rule
The subjects they marvel and mutter and drool
For genocide it is my favorite tool
So always remember, bring your guns to school

Smashing bloody laws
The Uber Klaw
The gaping maw
We share this fate
It's life's one law

Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? [x4]
The Uber Klaw!