Gilbert O'Sullivan - If You Commence Before the Start Lyrics

If you commence before the start Where do you begin
If you commence before the start Where do you begin
If you take off your shoes and socks Throw them up in the air
What do you think Your mother would think Will she go spare
If you commence before the start Where do you begin
If you commence before the start Where do you begin
If you go out without a tie Nothing under your dress
What do you think The neigbours would think In their Sunday best
If you commence before the start Where do you begin
If you commence before the start Where do you begin
If you come the bathroom door Not having washed your hands
What do you think Your father would think Would he change his plans
If you commence before the start Where do you begin