G.A.R.Y, Yom - OPPOSITE DAY Lyrics

Yah yah
Sometimes it seems like nothings gonna go my way
Spent my morning sippin tea, my clarinet I wanna play
But these dumbasses outside won't shut the fuck up for an hour
Seems like bein real obnoxious is their only superpower
Think of a way to shut their mouths
Plan to go head and sell my house
Need to get outta this neighborhood
Then I will be livin good
The idea just comes and hits me
Think i will go down in history
Get these muhfuckas off my back
I'm a genius that's a fact
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Actin silly, it's the opposite of me
Can't wait to leave bikini bottom in the distance finally
No more SpongeBob no more Patrick
No more greedy Mr. Krabs
Just some rest and relaxation
Something I ain't ever had
Now what the fuck are those two doing
Nonsense they are always spewing
Stupid shit they are pursuing
Life decisions I'm reviewing
I just wanna sell my place
Memories I want to erase
Easter Island Head, defaced
I feel like a big disgrace
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Yeah thought it would be okay
Nothings going my way
Fuck you Opposite Day
Yah yah
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Thought it would be okay
Nothings going my way
Fuck you Opposite Day
Yeah

Yah yah
Sometimes it seems like nothings gonna go my way
Spent my morning sippin tea, my clarinet I wanna play
But these dumbasses outside won't shut the fuck up for an hour
Seems like bein real obnoxious is their only superpower
Think of a way to shut their mouths
Plan to go head and sell my house
Need to get outta this neighborhood
Then I will be livin good
The idea just comes and hits me
Think i will go down in history
Get these muhfuckas off my back
I'm a genius that's a fact
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Actin silly, it's the opposite of me
Can't wait to leave bikini bottom in the distance finally
No more SpongeBob no more Patrick
No more greedy Mr. Krabs
Just some rest and relaxation
Something I ain't ever had
Now what the fuck are those two doing
Nonsense they are always spewing
Stupid shit they are pursuing
Life decisions I'm reviewing
I just wanna sell my place
Memories I want to erase
Easter Island Head, defaced
I feel like a big disgrace
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Yeah thought it would be okay
Nothings going my way
Fuck you Opposite Day
Yah yah
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Kinda feel like I don't wanna be me
Let me show ya how, I swear it's easy
Change my clothes and act a different way
Calendar says that it's Opposite Day
Thought it would be okay
Nothings going my way
Fuck you Opposite Day
Yeah