Frank Zappa - Master Ringo Lyrics

Dear PFIQ
Since you printed my question and photo
In issue number 29, PFIQ
I have received many letters
I'm glad I'm retired so I have
Plenty of time to answer all
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings

By putting a 5 32-inches barbell and a 5
16-inches ring now, air can get through

(Can you stand like that?
Maybe I should read the text one whole
Because again oh
Just just say "now, air can get through")
Now, air can get through
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ
As it is most enjoy-able i have them all
And go over them many times
You never heard anymore of Carl
Carol, issue n number 14, i believe?
Keep up the great work i don't
Know what to pierce next

PS do you use 1-percent xylocaine
For deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful
(OOHH) i had the head tattooed and
It hurt like hell!
But I didn't want the artist to stop