Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart - Debra Kadabra Lyrics

Debra Kadabra
Say she's a witch
Shit-ass Charlotte
Ain't that a bitch?
Debra Kadabra
Haw, that's rich
On a ranch her granny
Shook her wrinkled fanny

Shoes are too tight and pointed
Shoes are too tight and pointed
Ankles sorta puffin' out
Cause me to shout

Oh, Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra
Witch Goddess, Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard
Cover my entire bodice with Avon Cologna
And drive me to some relative's house in East L.A. (wooden dog)
Just till my skin clears up
Turn it to Channel 13
And make me watch the rubber tongue
When it comes out
From the puffed and flabulent Mexican rubber-goods mask
Next time they show the Binaca
Make me buy The Flosser
Make me grow Braniac Fingers
But with more hair
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry
Emboss me
Rub the hot front part of my head
With rigid unguents
Give me bas-relief

Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yeah
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yes
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yes
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Oh, hell, yes

Learn the Pachuco Hop
And let me twirl ya
Learn the Pachuco
Learn the Pachuco Hop an' lemme twirl you
Oh Debra Fauntleroy-Magnesium Kadabra
Take me with you
Don't you want an' of these?