Flight of the Conchords - Mutha'uckas Lyrics

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' in my shi'
('Uckin' with my shi')

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
(With my shi')
How many mutha'uckas?
Too many to count, mutha'uckas

I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account 'cause out on A.P
On A.P., yeah, you know me

Mutha'ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So, you'll feed me 'cause of your mutha'uckin' fee

Read the word on my ATM slip
It said, "We're all mutha'uckas
And we're 'uckin' with your shi'"
Come on

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
(My transaction shi')
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
(My weekly statement shi')

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
(With my balance shi')
How many mutha'uckas?
Too many to count, mutha'uckas

The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery
The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi' fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra' ...'sh'...' I need my Red Delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha'ucka like a mutha'uckin' fruit salad
Then... sh'... Granny Smith... f'...
...up... an avocado... ...'uck... 'an... 'n...
...'on...an' a mango... f'...
'k...'k and pop an apple in his ass, yeah

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
(I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka)
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
(He's gonna wake up in a smoothie)

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my
Everybody come on, yeah
Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'