Fishboy - Talking to the Doctor After Pressing the Elevator Button That Grew on Your Forehead Overnight Causing Your Legs to Grow Uncontrollably Lyrics

Doctor, can you help me out? I've been growing for over an hour, you see
Three more feet, and I can't wait for long
Before you know it, I'll become too tall to
see
And I'll be in the clouds, and everyone will
gather round

Doctor, what do I do? I can barely see my
shoes. My legs won't stop
And people, they won't understand
They'll think that I'm an evil plan to kill them all
Sure, that's just a guess
Doc, I'm in a giant mess

Well, I could move to an island and could live alone, without a television or a telephone
But all I want to do is just shrink back down to size
Size
Doctor, please don't laugh
I'm taller than the male giraffe, the zoo
What do I do

Well, son, it is my professional opinion that you should run for president
President

Today, America rejoices as the world's tallest man is inaugurated into the presidential office
Dwarfing all preceding commanders-in-chief, he towers at thirty-one feet and six inches

So, in the spirit of Mr. Lincoln, we believe that the purpose of a great party is not to
defeat each other
The purpose of a truly great party is to provide superior ideas
principled leadership, and a compelling cause
And in that spirit, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States of America