Fishboy - Ray the Mover Lyrics

Hi, hello, please pass the salt
It's locked behind the mirrored vault
And if you know the combination
Please construct a resignation
And have it on my desk by four
And I will love you forevermore
Plus one day and hey
I'll help you do it

And I can't wake up
When both my eyes are superglued shut
And Ray the mover told me
That I cannot find you in this house
You moved across the street
And now your mailbox has an even number

As I'm walking through the woods
Thinking of the things I could not say to you
To make you cry, stick a needle in my eye
And if it bleeds, call the cops
Eighty-seven lemon drops taste fine to me
But I would not eat them
You can count on me Eight, nine, Tennessee

And Ray the mover told me
That I cannot find you in this house
You moved across the street
And now your mailbox has an even number

And all the hippos want to stay alone
So I can't call them friends
And if I had a cordless telephone
I'd run around the house
And tell you all the different rooms I was in

And Ray the mover told me
That I cannot find you in this house
You moved across the street
And now your mailbox has an even number
And all the children on your block
Are playing foursquare in the street
And I would join them if I could
But I've been stuck inside this house all day

With Ray, and he's freaking me out