Fishboy - Gabe Saucedo Hates My Guts Lyrics

Gabe Saucedo, he told me I suck
He said, Fishboy, the world, it don't revolve around you
Gabe Saucedo told me to give it up
He said, throw it in the towel before the towel, it strangles you

And I know he's only joking
And I know he's only helping keep my ego, my ego in check
And part of me is hoping
And the rest of me is hoping that he's really my biggest fan
Please understand the genius theory I've devised

Gabe Saucedo called my brother Dirk
And he asked, how did you get all your family's talent?
Gabe Saucedo, he called me a jerk
When Dirk told him that I wrote this song about him

But I know he's only joking
And I know he's only helping keep my ego down to size
And part of me is hoping
And the rest of me is hoping that he's really the head of my fan club
And he'll stand up one day
And he will come clean

But in the meantime I'll be waiting
And biding my time
And calling him every chance I get
So he can cut me down to size
That's just what I've got to do

And I know he's only joking
And I know he's only helping keep my ego, my ego in check
And part of me is hoping
And the rest of me is hoping that he's really my biggest fan
Please understand the genius theory I've devised