Merkules, Evil Ebenezer - Armed & Dangerous Lyrics

Ya, I was trying to tell ya mother fuckers the first time.
You cock suckers don't want it blowing up
Stomp down killaz

You only armed to the teeth when a gun in ya mouth
I'm out, front of ya house while ya mom on the couch
Make her wonder what the Hollerin and fussing about
If you ain't home then I'll make your little brother come out
My OG got more arms then octopuses
I remember when I got that call he caught a bullet
He put my finger on the trigger and he taught me how to pull it
You been rattin on the stand my man I saw the footage
Turn ya brains into moms spaghetti
You might have a lil ceaser, hot and ready
I don't mean I drive trucks when I'm hauling semis
But ima put it in ya mouth like akinyele
Start givin you beats like a nice producer
Pulling out the Mac like a white computer
Maneuver ya block like I'm driving uber
I'm in disguise all the time cause I'm the shooter motherfucker
Call me Killer Mike the way I'm running they jewels
You ain't whipping in the kitchen you a customer duke
I leave em, bloody and bruised just for something to do
Put ya name on a shirt if you fuck with my crew
Yeah, every lyric that I writes with Krylon
I'm in everybody's top 5 like I'm Dylon
Left him with one eye, now the guys a cyclops
Straps on deck like the Nike high tops

Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous

Get shot looking through the peephole
Where I'm from we ain't shooting any b roll
I'm still here my movie got a sequel
See me doing lines off her booty going beast mode
Bullets like baseballs
Catch him off set when the beef bout to take off
Masked up in a circle like a say-once
Hero in the hood but I never put a cape on
Load the clip this is meditation
All my homies locked up in segregation
Even in my bed I got a vest to lay with
Take it on the chin through the investigation
Never liked a pig can't trust a C.O.
Death to all rats and it's fuck the P.O.
Kush by the pound and it reek like B.O.
Strap on my waist and it sing like Neo

Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous
Armed and Dangerous

Call me Killer Mike the way I'm running they jewels
You ain't whipping in the kitchen you a customer duke
I leave em, bloody and bruised just for something to do
Put ya name on a shirt if you fuck with my crew
Yeah, every lyric that I writes with Krylon
I'm in everybody's top 5 like I'm Dylon
Left him with one eye, now the guys a cyclops
Straps on deck like the Nike high tops