Empire Bathtub - Chapter Nine: The Can Lyrics

I walk alone
To the undead
I feel the fear in my bones
Nothing but the plan in my head
This plan will fail
I'm full of doubts
Live or die I cannot bail
And there's no easy way
Out of this

Nowhere left for you to go
You're not in control
And there ain't no way you'll convince me to let you go free
Boss I win

I'm starting to see
Your problem with me
Listen to me
There's something that I have that you might need

You will never be anything more to me than another dead enemy

Tell me
Why are you so mad

Well it's been eleven years since I've let out a good fart
It's been hell I tell you
Waiting for a time to let it all out
I've been cursed to never let it rip

Wow
That actually sounds pretty awful
Does it hurt at all

You won't believe the burn
Won't understand the hurt
The gas has chewed me up inside
Nothing's left of me
Just farts

I have something
A peace offering
Please take these beans
They give relief

Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans
Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans
Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans
Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans
Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans
Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans
Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans
Have a peace offering
Have a can of beans

Mmmm
These are actually pretty good
Let me think about this peace offering
Hehehe
Ohh
Uhh
It's making me feel a little funny though

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