Electric Six - Boy or Girl? Lyrics

[Eughhhhhh!]

Sharpen up your number two pencils ‘cos the test is beginning
You're entering a game of losers and there is no winning
‘Cos people getting nervous
People freak out
People lose control

And if you don't like it you can blow it out your blowhole!

And the girls are losing their minds
And the boys ain't far behind
And the girls are losing their minds
And I hear…

Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wonder if winning will ever stop and who invented this world

Now you see the unavoidable is hard to avoid
Wake up in your own drool to find now your future is destroyed

And the girls are losing their minds
And the boys ain't far behind
And the girls are losing their minds
And everybody's losing their mind…

Hey!

Oi!

Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wonder if winning will ever stop and who invented this world

Stare into the mummy's eye
Your future's just around the corner

Hi! Welcome to ‘Big Burger' can I take your order?

Checking the appropriate box for boy or girl
Wonder if winning will ever stop and who invented this world

Hi! Welcome to ‘Big Burger' can I take your order?
Hi! Welcome to ‘Big Burger' can I take your order?
Hi! Welcome to ‘Big Burger' can I take your order?
Hi! Welcome to ‘Big Burger' can I take your order?

[Spoken by man]
Yeah… erm… give me two big burgers… er… two spasm shakes, one big brown eye… er… two full lips and… er… a small boy… that'll be it.