Dwarves - Fuck Em All Lyrics

"Three, four"

I fucked one in the basement
I fucked one in the hall
Fucked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
Fucked one in an alley
Up against the wall
I fucked 'em all

I fucked one in Exotica
When I got the blues
Then I fucked a college girl
Didn't have a clue
Fucked one kinda sideways
Like a china doll
I fucked 'em all

It seems like balling bitches
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your ass
I'll fuck that too

I fucked one in a freight train
Rolled a load all night
Fucked a girl in Pittsburgh
The Steelers won that night
Fucked an operator
Now she takes my calls
I fucked 'em all
Yeah
I fucked 'em all
I said yeah, yeah
I fucked 'em all
Yeah
I fucked 'em all
Said yeah, yeah, yeah