Dual Core - Natural 20s Lyrics

It's time for adventure if you're willing and able
So let's take it from the MUD to the tops of the table
To the floor, to the attic, to the basement where it stays
To the nerdcore underworld, now that's a long way
Can't go alone but it's time to start play
Better join the campaign, magic class arcane
Grab another character, here comes The Rappist
To the party has been added start the conjuring and casting
Settle more scores, transform the Dark Lord
Level four force, pin opponents to the dart board
Dice in your hand (here) give it a try
Shake 'em up, close your eyes, make a wish and let fly
Look, there's a Random, better run while we can
Oh wait, never mind, he's the guy from Mega Ran
Gotta rally the troops, it's no time for forfeit
The party moves north, like six four in orbit
Pray through the gates, always ready to skate
Better level up quick before you meet an early fate
Now I heard there's a Jesse who lives in these parts
And he ever so Dangerously mastered the arts
A crazy collection of sorcery and spells
From the rising of nerdcore his skills had excelled
And nearby's a Frontalot, but it looks like he's screwed
So I ran as the Front was being eaten by a grue
Normally I'd help, I felt bad for shying off
But I'd rather take my chances up against the final boss
There's reason for the company, gold is the goal
So the Spamtec crew had my clicks on a roll
Engulfed in the darkness ambush by attackers
Then to the rescue it's my man YTCracker
Prepare for engagement, hope I battle well
Way to tell slaying elves inside of Shadowfell
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Now this is an adventure, or some would say a game
A study done in strategy of legendary fame
Let me introduce, though you prob'ly know his name
It's Jim Darkmagic, but you can call him James
A little bit strange, at least from the standard
But this family of magicians is renowned in New Hampshire
Finally settled on a god with Avandra
But shopped around first and almost ended up with mothra
In search of irontooth all the way up in the keep
But it was too steep, hit a pit that's too deep
And here come the rats - no way of escaping
They want to go home play it safe in Winterhaven
Running out of options with all the rodents swarming
Maximum damage with a blast of flame scorching
A critical hit inflicted on the enemies
Cause Jim's always rolling with the NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s
I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000
Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist
Because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid
Robots are trying to drill my brain
But my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack
Leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics
The cold war ends
Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him

It's time for adventure if you're willing and able
So let's take it from the MUD to the tops of the table
To the floor, to the attic, to the basement where it stays
To the nerdcore underworld, now that's a long way
Can't go alone but it's time to start play
Better join the campaign, magic class arcane
Grab another character, here comes The Rappist
To the party has been added start the conjuring and casting
Settle more scores, transform the Dark Lord
Level four force, pin opponents to the dart board
Dice in your hand (here) give it a try
Shake 'em up, close your eyes, make a wish and let fly
Look, there's a Random, better run while we can
Oh wait, never mind, he's the guy from Mega Ran
Gotta rally the troops, it's no time for forfeit
The party moves north, like six four in orbit
Pray through the gates, always ready to skate
Better level up quick before you meet an early fate
Now I heard there's a Jesse who lives in these parts
And he ever so Dangerously mastered the arts
A crazy collection of sorcery and spells
From the rising of nerdcore his skills had excelled
And nearby's a Frontalot, but it looks like he's screwed
So I ran as the Front was being eaten by a grue
Normally I'd help, I felt bad for shying off
But I'd rather take my chances up against the final boss
There's reason for the company, gold is the goal
So the Spamtec crew had my clicks on a roll
Engulfed in the darkness ambush by attackers
Then to the rescue it's my man YTCracker
Prepare for engagement, hope I battle well
Way to tell slaying elves inside of Shadowfell
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Now this is an adventure, or some would say a game
A study done in strategy of legendary fame
Let me introduce, though you prob'ly know his name
It's Jim Darkmagic, but you can call him James
A little bit strange, at least from the standard
But this family of magicians is renowned in New Hampshire
Finally settled on a god with Avandra
But shopped around first and almost ended up with mothra
In search of irontooth all the way up in the keep
But it was too steep, hit a pit that's too deep
And here come the rats - no way of escaping
They want to go home play it safe in Winterhaven
Running out of options with all the rodents swarming
Maximum damage with a blast of flame scorching
A critical hit inflicted on the enemies
Cause Jim's always rolling with the NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s
I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000
Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist
Because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid
Robots are trying to drill my brain
But my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack
Leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics
The cold war ends
Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him