David Gibb - Lycra Lyrics

Standing in the playground waiting my parents at the end of school,
You have to wait with the teacher until you see,
The person who is collecting you,
And so I’m waiting patiently wondering who it’ll be,
Will it be dad or Mum?
And then I see a face I know, speeding down the road,
Well here Dad comes,
Oh no it can’t be, Dad’s on his bike and he is wearing,
Lyrcra, stretchy and elastic, he thinks he looks fantastic oh no,
My Dad is wearing lyrcra, no need for imagination,
When everything is out on show,
My Dad is wearing lycra, I am so embarrassed,
I’m begging with him Dad let’s go cause’ he is wearing,
Lycra, lycra
At a birthday party it’s almost at the end and I’m ready to go,
There was a bouncy castle we all got a piece of cake to take home,
So I’m waiting patiently wondering who it’ll be,
Will it be Dad or Mum?
And then I see a face I know, speeding down the road,
Well here Dad comes,
Oh no it can’t be, Dad’s on his bike and he is wearing,
Lyrcra, stretchy and elastic, he thinks he looks fantastic oh no,
My Dad is wearing lycra, no need for imagination,
When everything is out on show,
My Dad is wearing lycra, I am so embarrassed,
I’m begging with him Dad let’s go cause’ he is wearing,
Lycra, lycra
Other Dads wear jeans and tshirts, other Dads wear suits and ties,
Other Dads don’t cycle everywhere,
Other Dads have cars they drive,
Other Dads wear jeans and tshirts, other Dads wear suits and ties,
Other Dads don’t cycle everywhere,
Other Dads don’t, other Dads don’t, other Dads don’t wear

Standing in the playground waiting my parents at the end of school,
You have to wait with the teacher until you see,
The person who is collecting you,
And so I’m waiting patiently wondering who it’ll be,
Will it be dad or Mum?
And then I see a face I know, speeding down the road,
Well here Dad comes,
Oh no it can’t be, Dad’s on his bike and he is wearing,
Lyrcra, stretchy and elastic, he thinks he looks fantastic oh no,
My Dad is wearing lyrcra, no need for imagination,
When everything is out on show,
My Dad is wearing lycra, I am so embarrassed,
I’m begging with him Dad let’s go cause’ he is wearing,
Lycra, lycra
At a birthday party it’s almost at the end and I’m ready to go,
There was a bouncy castle we all got a piece of cake to take home,
So I’m waiting patiently wondering who it’ll be,
Will it be Dad or Mum?
And then I see a face I know, speeding down the road,
Well here Dad comes,
Oh no it can’t be, Dad’s on his bike and he is wearing,
Lyrcra, stretchy and elastic, he thinks he looks fantastic oh no,
My Dad is wearing lycra, no need for imagination,
When everything is out on show,
My Dad is wearing lycra, I am so embarrassed,
I’m begging with him Dad let’s go cause’ he is wearing,
Lycra, lycra
Other Dads wear jeans and tshirts, other Dads wear suits and ties,
Other Dads don’t cycle everywhere,
Other Dads have cars they drive,
Other Dads wear jeans and tshirts, other Dads wear suits and ties,
Other Dads don’t cycle everywhere,
Other Dads don’t, other Dads don’t, other Dads don’t wear