Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy Lyrics

After my show thought I'd have a little fun
Hopped on a horse, Lord, he sure could run
Well, I got a butt kickin' when the police finally caught me

Not a moment too soon, Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan, caught a cop on the chin
Now I don't understand why they're arrestin' me

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
He's always starin' at me
When the guards are gone
I'm runnin' out of cigarettes, he's askin' me to dance
He likes the way I'm lookin' in these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

I'd give anything right now to be back on my bus
I'm hidin' in my bunk but he's climbin' on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs

Says he's got a dream, I'm afraid of what it is
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call, I hope that Faith is home

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
He just won't leave me alone
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm duckin' ‘em all
I hate to break it to him, I'm in no mood for romance
What part of no don't this fool understand
I'm in big trouble if somebody doesn't come and get me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

One day behind bars is long enough
‘Cause when I drop the soap, Lord his eyes light up

My cellmate thinks
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy
I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney
This ain't where I belong
Me and Tim's in trouble buddy that there is for sure
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait tour
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy