Chris Crack - If She Ain't 280 She Ain't a Lady Lyrics

woke up naked,
and the view from her window was amazing,
condom still on, tryna remember basics,
If I go to hell I'll see you there,
don't feed the bears,
so tough but they ain't do much,
PBR next to my toothbrush,
I'm Boo'd up,
I'm doin lines on a school bus, it was too much,
puked my brains before two sumn,
but that just made the shrooms worse
so now I'm trippin,
had to go before they stall my business,
dial in make sure the callers listen,
this all divisions,
(boom)
they said weed was the gateway,
still hiring under paid slaves,
that's just the safe space,
cruise slow while the bass play,
melanin poppin' cause I hate shade,
was coolin' w open mike eagle before he killed the stage,
bussin plays, need substance don't bring me nothing fake,
some shit jumped off in the party, I'm throwing up the rakes,
we took the cake and ate the whole pie,
know shooters from both sides,
she on my dick because my polo shit it was so fly,
Bitch!

shorten my days if u don't like my ways
shorten my days if u don't like my ways
shorten my days if u don't like my ways
if u don't like my ways

shorten my days if u don't like my ways
shorten my days if u don't like my ways
shorten my days if u don't like my ways
if u don't like my ways

BITCH