Brad Sucks - Thanks for the Add Lyrics

Gimme the mic cause i'm taking my life
In an unexpected new direction
I could care less about your breasts 
Or that your daddy never gave you very much attention

I'm the same as i used to be 
But i'm doing my best to make a good impression
I don't wanna go on but i don't wanna be long 
In this condition

Did you know that i'm your biggest fan?
I just wanna thank you for the add
Can i introduce you to my dad
Stop

Cause i'm feeling like a dead man 
Or the way i seem
Cause i'm living under ground with a fake ID
Cause i'm a dead man
Or the way i seem
Cause i'm twitching and i'm learning slowly

I'm turning my cell phone on in the middle of the interview
I'm digging a shallow grave to eliminate my point of view
Gotta get suggestions how best to get your attention, tell you i'm cool
I don't wanna go on but i don't wanna be long
In this condition

Cause i'm feeling like a dead man or the way i seem
Cause i'm living under ground with a fake ID
Cause i'm a dead man or the way i seem
Cause i'm twitching and i'm learning slowly