Bob Birthisel - Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Everyone Crazy Lyrics

Friday night you love to Karaoke. The doors open and your first in line
You do Sinatra, Eminem or Smokey. Next thing you know everybody's dyin
You prob'ly think they're all laughing with you - but let me tell you, it's not that way
They're countin' down the seconds 'til it's over, so as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy. Your rap is crap & you just can't sing
You think you're Usher, Pharrell or even Jay Z, but let's be honest - it's not your thing

Saturdays you're always on the dance floor, shake 'n bakin' everything you've got
You only miss a step or two or fifty and all the girls wish that you'd just stop
Maybe you need another shot of courage to get back out and blow them away
But no amount of liquor's gonna give you rhythm, so as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
You think you're smooth but you've got no swing
You're Dirty Dancin', but nothing like Swayze, so let's be honest - it's not your thing

Anytime I see you at a party, you're tellin' stories to impress the crowd
You make yourself the center of attention, but they all see you as just too loud
You try so hard to steer the conversation, but all your jokes are so passé
Everybody's looking at their watches, so as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy. You strut around like some kind of king
But you don't need to be anybody's punch line. Just BE YOURSELF and do your thing
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy. Oooooooh
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy. Oooooooh