Beastie Boys - Cooky Puss Lyrics

The shit with this bitch
Yo I said I'm calling you be
Yo be it's the phone
Yo be

"May I help you?"
"Yes what's your name?"
"Hello?"
"Hello man you got Cooky puss's number?"
"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you"
"Yo man, where's the supervisor at?
I, I got the number anyway baby
That bitch hang up on me"

These pussy crumbs are making me itch
Ah Cooky puss, hey Ah Cooky puss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaa, be E A S T I E go

"My real name is"
"My real name is"
"My sisters name was"

Scratch
Cooky puss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch
Oh,cook, cook, cook, cook oh cooky puss

"And my mother got to call us for dinner"
"Yo, yo, yo"
Cooky puss, pussy crumbs, what are pussy crumbs?
"Take me home and eat me, yeah"

Bitch, I'll fuckin' kick your ass bitch
"Hello, Carvel?"
"Yo man Cooky puss there?"
"Who?"
"Cooky puss, I want to speak to Cooky puss man"
"No, Nobody here by that name"

"A Cooky or Puss then, Cooky chic"
"Anybody man, I want to speak to them"
"There not here"
"I said where's Cooky puss at?
"Yo, I'm serious, I wanna talk to, yo man"

"Cooky puss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one"
"When do you want it for?"
"Anytime man, just like now shit, you know, that shit now"
"I'm talkin' now be, damn bitch hang up, I'll kick your ass bitch"

Yo yo yo
Yo yo yo
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