Barenaked Ladies - Allergies Lyrics

"Ow, Tye, do you have a cold"
"No man I just suffer from..."

Allergies [Repeated numerous times]

Allergic to cats
Allergic to bees
Allergic to dust
Allergic to trees
Allergic to molds
Allergic to weeds

"My little brother is allergic to meat"
"My friend's mother is allergic to weed"
"Allergic to meat?"
"Allergic to weeds?"

Got to be trickified of something to eat

Allergies [Repeated numerous times]

Allergic to dogs
Allergic to frogs
Allergic to nuts
I hate their guts

Allergic to smoke
It makes me choke
Allergic to shrimp
I'll blow up like a blimp

"I get all itchy and start to wheeze
Even if I see a slice of cheese"

"A slice of cheese?"

"I start to wheeze
Hang on fellows, I', about to sneeze"...(sneeze)

Allergies [Repeat numerous times]

Allergic to dogs
Allergic to frogs
Allergic to eggs
Allergic to legs
Allergic to heads
Allergic to beds
Allergic to bark
It makes me snark

Allergic to face
Allergic to base
Allergic to guitar
Allergic to the stars
Allergic to you
Allergic to me
Allergic to birds
Allergic to bees

(screaming)