B-Sharp, Milo the Premium Doggo - Dog Song Lyrics

So why do you, never do, what I tell you to do
Yo that's psychology right there bro
So why do you, always do the poo poo and the pee pee too
Yeah that's nasty boy you trashy uh
Ahh come on
Potty training never ends, you always jumping on my friends
Oh my goodness stop
So why do you, never do, what I tell you to do
Ayo that's one for the books

Even as I write this flow you's lickin' on my toes that's gross yeah
That is disgusting
Yeah Yeah
A thousand times I've told you no, but you never gonna get it till you get old
Stop licking on your ding a ling
Yeah Yeah
Come on man we got company you got no decency,
Your farts really stink and my car is full of treats
But honestly you're so needy whoo always needing attention
Man I just thought I should mention
Dogs are all about shedding
Vacuuming twice a week
You just went outside why did you pee
You trying to hump everything,
Not gonna lie that is kind of funny
Oops sorry getting off topic
You jump on the couch and I tell you to stop it
You already ate all the nachos
So now I am mad but you won't get my tacos
You won't get my tacos those are my tacos
My tacos, yeah sorry I'm passionate
I put you in a kennel 582 times a day
I pray this is just a puppy phase
But for now these are my days

These are my days, these are the days, every single day yeah, these just are my days
Every single Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, day
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, day everyday

So why do you, never do, what I tell you to do
Yo that's psychology right there bro
So why do you, always do the poo poo and the pee pee too
Yeah that's nasty boy you trashy uh
Ahh come on
Potty training never ends, you always jumping on my friends
Oh my goodness stop
So why do you, never do, what I tell you to do
Ayo that's one for the books

It's like I teach you something but you don't even know
You go outside to go potty, but it's like you don't even go
And then you wanna go play fetch, for like what, two minutes no
Go get your own food, you can't have this chicken uhh
When I get done with the workout, you always there to lick the sweat
Hey thanks so much bud for getting the sweat off my leg
Why, do you, eat the, toilet paper
That's not, food, that is, booty paper
You should be civilized you probably got the pink eye just from eating your turds ugh
That is so nasty but it's the facts that'll make you think first ugh
You hate baths, but you love your Dad
You hate sneezes, but you love toys with squeakers
Ahh, ahh, triggered no
Squeaker toys are the worst, if I could then I would put 'em all in a curse
And erase them from existence and it would be as if we never missed ooph
Anyways those are the facts, let's talk about how you always wants snacks
Fun fact did you know that bully sticks are made of bull weiners

Fun facts, bull weiners, bully sticks,
If you order them they stink really bad
Yeah think about it when you make a purchase

You, never do, what I tell you to do
Yo that's psychology right there bro
So why do you, always do the poo poo and the pee pee too
Yeah that's nasty boy you trashy uh
Ahh come on
Potty training never ends, you always jumping on my friends
Oh my goodness stop
So why do you, never do, what I tell you to do
Ayo that's one for the books

Books speaking of books um my dog chewed up my dog training book the other day
I find that ironic.
And let's be honest, I was kind of pissed
I mean I guess that's life
As they say right
Well uh, I'll just go ahead and stop talking