Argyle Park, Blue Stahli, Mark Salomon - Fanny Pack Lyrics

Who do you think you are?
I don't believe this!
(What? What?)
(What? What?)
(What? What? What? What?)
I don't believe this!

Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?
(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?
(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?
(The fanny pack, the fanny pack)
(What?) I don't believe this!

Ten decades ago, give or take
Never was much good with time
I stood up straight and mostly imitated
Every badass I could find
Every punk rocker, every hippity hopper
And every legend in my mind
Here's the new me, now reality free!
Young, dumb and mostly blind
Storming stages, fanzine pages
Keep moving and the show goes on
Let's film the track, now hit the playback
Whoa, something's horribly wrong! (What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?
There's an idiot on the screen
Someone hit pause, collect my jaw
Good god, the jackass is me!
(Whoa) Hey!

(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack? Oh!
(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?

I'm never gonna be much of a mystery
And I'm never gonna outrun time
I'm old and cold and not all that bold
And I'm not the brooding kind
I dropped my ball of rage (alright)
Going through some phase
Scattershot and I lost the plot
Might've smoked the final page (smoked the fi...!)
Oh! To be oneself
To preserve one's mental health
And not look back through a mirror cracked
And see somebody else
Wiggle where you wiggle
Jiggle where you jiggle
Try and stay true to the you that is you
Stand up straight and giggle, giggle
Hey!

(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack? Oh!
(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?

(Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?) Hey!
Oh!
What? What? What?
What? What? What?
(Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?) Hey!

(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack? Oh!
(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack? Hey!
(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack? Oh!
(What? What? What?)
Who's the jackass in the fanny pack?

Who do you think you are?
I don't believe this!
(What? What?)
(What? What?)
(What? What? What? What?)
I don't believe this!