Archers of Loaf - Fat Lyrics

What do you f**king care for me?
I'm black and blue and bruised all the f**king time.
Why should I f**king care for you?
I've been with you in the morning for the last time.

I'm not as happy as I once was to see you,
You're fatter around the side.
No, no, no, no, you're not as thin as you used to be.
You've gotten fatter around the thighs.